Denzel does it again! He's as bad arse as ever in The Equalizer, a movie based on an 80's tv series. Denzel is Robert, a quiet guy who works at the local home improvement store. Robert mostly keeps to himself except when he's helping co-workers or killing Russians. Clearly, he has a secret past that taught him the things he knows, but it also gave him a heart to help those who can't help themselves.
The Equalizer follows Robert on his journey of eliminating a threat by the Russian mob after trying to help a young Russian escort played by Chloe Grace Moritz (Hit Girl in Kick Ass). He offers them money in exchange for her life, and then all hell breaks loose. The movie is very cunning and clever with it's action and dialogue that keeps you on the edge of your seat the entire time once things get moving. And, once the action does finally start, it's a rip roaring roller coaster ride of punishment!
Mr. Washington has been one of my favorite actors since I first saw him in Glory. I've seen more than thirty of his movies. I haven't loved all of them like I do Glory, X, and American Gangster, but tonight I have to add The Equalizer to the list of Denzel favs. He has this stare down that proves how great of an actor he is. You know the one when a single tear rolls down his face in Glory when he's getting whipped, or that stare down in X when just with two simple hand movements he got a small army of men to move, and tonight in The Equalizer, he had a stare down that said, "bish, you betta run because it's about to go down."
Denzel Washington's first movie was forty years ago, and he's still got it even if he is getting and looking older. Still, The Equalizer is fantastic! Denzel makes you realize that the next time someone offers you a large sum of money for someone's life, you should probably take it. And, if I ever run into Denzel and he's staring me down, I'm getting the heck outta dodge, but not before I try to get a picture.
Friday, September 26, 2014
Friday, September 12, 2014
No Good Deed - Oh, somebody got punished alright!
I know it's been awhile since I posted anything, but I'm baaaaaack! There really hasn't been anything I was interested in seeing. I refused to see Guardians of Galaxy and TMNT even though they were both box office successes. I wasn't intrigued enough to go to the movies. But, you know who'll get me to the theatre every...single...time? IDRIS (My baby's Daddy) ELBA!!!!
Girl, I love that manof mine. He is so sexy and such a fantastic actor. I never saw more than a few episodes of The Wire, but I've seen every episode of Luther plus every movie he's been in the last decade. Luther is one of my favorite shows, so I was ecstatic to see him again on the big screen playing a bad boy in No Good Deed. Idris plays the scary irresistible narcissist very well. I enjoyed every second!
Idris plays Colin, a convicted killer on the loose. After confronting his ex, he gets into an accident and seeks help and shelter at Terri's house played by Taraji P. Henson. Terri's husband, Jeffery, is away on a trip, and she's home alone with her two kids when Colin rings the doorbell and asks for help. After a slow 30 minutes or so of information and little drama, ish hits the fan! Terri fights for her life and the life of her kids, but Colin doesn't go down easily.
No Good Deed is quite exciting! Terri is one bad chick. Ya'll know how much I love a chick that will fight back and beat a bish down even if it is against my man. The story is a little predictable, but there is a plot twist that you might not see coming. I thought I had it figured out before walking into the cinema when I learned there was a plot twist, but I didn't. It's a good one. And ladies, there is a shower scene where you can see everything except Idris' goods, so we may never know the truth about what's really going on; if you know what I mean. All in all, No Good Deed is a good movie to see with your girlfriends or on a date because in the end, somebody gets punished.
Girl, I love that man
Idris plays Colin, a convicted killer on the loose. After confronting his ex, he gets into an accident and seeks help and shelter at Terri's house played by Taraji P. Henson. Terri's husband, Jeffery, is away on a trip, and she's home alone with her two kids when Colin rings the doorbell and asks for help. After a slow 30 minutes or so of information and little drama, ish hits the fan! Terri fights for her life and the life of her kids, but Colin doesn't go down easily.
No Good Deed is quite exciting! Terri is one bad chick. Ya'll know how much I love a chick that will fight back and beat a bish down even if it is against my man. The story is a little predictable, but there is a plot twist that you might not see coming. I thought I had it figured out before walking into the cinema when I learned there was a plot twist, but I didn't. It's a good one. And ladies, there is a shower scene where you can see everything except Idris' goods, so we may never know the truth about what's really going on; if you know what I mean. All in all, No Good Deed is a good movie to see with your girlfriends or on a date because in the end, somebody gets punished.
Friday, August 1, 2014
Get on Up - Chadwick Boseman Was On It!
Most people I know will see or have seen Get on Up: a biopic about The Godfather of Soul, James Brown. The movie is fun, energetic, and entertaining. A James Brown fan will enjoy the movie even if the story wasn't very well told or directed.
But, Chadwick Boseman does such a fantastic job as James Brown that you are so enthralled into the movie, you almost miss that lack on continuity in the plot. Chadwick has his voice and his moves down to a tee. He was exciting on the stage. Mr. Boseman as Mr. Brown made me wish I was born in that era to experience The Godfather in person. Even with the bad make-up and horrible lacefront, Chadwick brought James' essence to the big screen like no other. I really can't imagine anyone else playing the part better.
The magnificent Viola Davis, plays Susie Brown, James's mother. Her part is so small that just about anyone could have done it, and Chadwick Boseman acted so well, that he stole the scene from the two-time Academy Award nominee. Fellow nominee, Octavia Spencer, is Aunt Honey. Aunt Honey, the owner of a whore house, takes care of James. Dan Aykroyd is James Brown's manager, and Nelsan Ellis, plays James' best friend and back-up singer, Bobby Byrd. Nelsan is such a fantastic actor. He's my favorite character on True Blood, and I think he and Chadwick will both have a long career in this business.
With all of these seasoned actors and actresses, you would think that a better story could have been written. I got what the writers, Jez and John-Henry Butterworth, were trying to do, but it just wasn't executed well. A true story really wasn't told. We got glimpses into James Brown's life, and there were heartfelt moments, but it wasn't cohesive (sorry, I just finished watching Project Runway). An example, James Brown gets upset about someone using his bathroom, so he gets a gun and threatens a room full of people. We never learned why that upset him so much. Luckily, there was funky music and a great actor to help push all of that aside. I guess sometimes you don't need a good story, just good entertainment. Chadwick Boseman as James Brown was just that in Get on Up. He would have made Mr. Brown proud.
But, Chadwick Boseman does such a fantastic job as James Brown that you are so enthralled into the movie, you almost miss that lack on continuity in the plot. Chadwick has his voice and his moves down to a tee. He was exciting on the stage. Mr. Boseman as Mr. Brown made me wish I was born in that era to experience The Godfather in person. Even with the bad make-up and horrible lacefront, Chadwick brought James' essence to the big screen like no other. I really can't imagine anyone else playing the part better.
The magnificent Viola Davis, plays Susie Brown, James's mother. Her part is so small that just about anyone could have done it, and Chadwick Boseman acted so well, that he stole the scene from the two-time Academy Award nominee. Fellow nominee, Octavia Spencer, is Aunt Honey. Aunt Honey, the owner of a whore house, takes care of James. Dan Aykroyd is James Brown's manager, and Nelsan Ellis, plays James' best friend and back-up singer, Bobby Byrd. Nelsan is such a fantastic actor. He's my favorite character on True Blood, and I think he and Chadwick will both have a long career in this business.
With all of these seasoned actors and actresses, you would think that a better story could have been written. I got what the writers, Jez and John-Henry Butterworth, were trying to do, but it just wasn't executed well. A true story really wasn't told. We got glimpses into James Brown's life, and there were heartfelt moments, but it wasn't cohesive (sorry, I just finished watching Project Runway). An example, James Brown gets upset about someone using his bathroom, so he gets a gun and threatens a room full of people. We never learned why that upset him so much. Luckily, there was funky music and a great actor to help push all of that aside. I guess sometimes you don't need a good story, just good entertainment. Chadwick Boseman as James Brown was just that in Get on Up. He would have made Mr. Brown proud.
Friday, July 25, 2014
Lucy - One Badd Bish!
Ever watch a movie, and when it was finished, you were confused by your feelings toward the movie, but you'd watch it again? That's how we felt about Lucy starring ScarJo (that's Scarlett Johansson to you). I went to see the movie with my movie buddy, E, and one of my closets friends who happens to be his girlfriend, K. E and I kinda dragged her along. E and I both agreed that we would watch it again, but couldn't decided if we liked it or not, and K, well, she made it through it.
Lucy is a French-American sci-fi action film with very little action, a lot of asians, and a whole lot of science-fiction. Lucy has ingested a powerful drug that is allowing her to use more of her brain capacity because humans only use 7% of their brain power. Because of this drug, she continues to use more and more of her brain power as the day continues which causes her to evolve in a way that allows her to have complete control over just about everything and everyone. Morgan Freeman's character, Professor Norman, has studied the human mind his whole career and is eager to learn from Lucy how her newfound brain capacity effects her. Throughout all of this, some asian drug dealers are after her to get their drugs back.
The movie is intriguing. I was very eager to see what was going to happen next. There wasn't nearly as much action as we would have liked, and the end got to be EXTREMELY science-fiction. I don't know what we were supposed to learn at the end of the movie, but I was entertained and questioned if more brain capacity is a good thing. For sci-fi junkies, it's a must see and I feel like it will be a cult classic. I, also, feel like I need to see it again. Lucy is one of those movies that every time you watch it, you'll catch something else. Is it great? I'm undecided, but I'll give it another chance, and so should you because regardless of how I feel about it, Lucy is one badd bish!
Lucy is a French-American sci-fi action film with very little action, a lot of asians, and a whole lot of science-fiction. Lucy has ingested a powerful drug that is allowing her to use more of her brain capacity because humans only use 7% of their brain power. Because of this drug, she continues to use more and more of her brain power as the day continues which causes her to evolve in a way that allows her to have complete control over just about everything and everyone. Morgan Freeman's character, Professor Norman, has studied the human mind his whole career and is eager to learn from Lucy how her newfound brain capacity effects her. Throughout all of this, some asian drug dealers are after her to get their drugs back.
The movie is intriguing. I was very eager to see what was going to happen next. There wasn't nearly as much action as we would have liked, and the end got to be EXTREMELY science-fiction. I don't know what we were supposed to learn at the end of the movie, but I was entertained and questioned if more brain capacity is a good thing. For sci-fi junkies, it's a must see and I feel like it will be a cult classic. I, also, feel like I need to see it again. Lucy is one of those movies that every time you watch it, you'll catch something else. Is it great? I'm undecided, but I'll give it another chance, and so should you because regardless of how I feel about it, Lucy is one badd bish!
Friday, July 11, 2014
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - Animal instinct or human nature?
Have you ever seen a monkey riding a horse waving two semi-automatic weapons in the air? No, it's not the circus, it's part of the plot in the newest instillation to the Planet of the Apes series, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. I know that a horse riding monkey seems quite comical, but honestly there was nothing funny about a massive amount of apes coming at you by trees, by feet, or by horse. Caesar was one intimidating talking monkey on horse or not.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes picks up ten years after Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Caesar (a monkey from the previous movie who learned a lot of human traits by living with a human) and his monkey crew have gone into the woods and developed a life together while the human population has dwindled away due to the simeon flu. We find that because of Caesar's intelligence, he's taught his pack to live a lot like humans in make-shift and somewhat elaborate homes, how to read, write, and speak. A small group of humans looking for a dam that will help them survive, accidentally find the apes and war between humans and apes is on the verge of starting because of the actions and emotions of both humans and apes.
Watching this movie, a feel like a question has been posed, "are our emotions animalistic or human nature?" Apes show many emotions in the movie: anger, compassion, love, hate, etc. Hate and anger lead to war, while compassion and love try to stop the war. Does that mean that we are more animal-like than we would like to admit? I know a lot of humans believe what sets us apart from animals is our ability to control our emotions and make decisions, but what if how we feel is apart of our natural animal-instincts? Caesar and his group of apes live by the motto, Ape shall not kill Ape, and humans have been trying to live by a similar value since the beginning of time and failing miserably. What does that say about our human-nature?
I'm not so sure if the writers of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes were trying to make the movie so thought provoking, but I found it to be. With all the heart-pounding action, ape-tastical violence, ferocious fight scenes (ape vs human, ape vs ape, human vs human), and gut-wrenching emotion, I'm sure we were just supposed to be entertained by what is on the screen, and I was, but I couldn't helping thinking were the apes using their animal instincts or what they learned from humans to fuel their emotions? Either way, I enjoyed the movie and can't wait to see where the next movie takes us because I'm sure there will be another Planet of the Apes movie after this.
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Transformers: Age of Extinction - Extinction of a Franchise
First big bummer of the summer is Transformers: Age of Extinction. I was hugely disappointed, and I think you will be too. Honestly, the movie franchise has been going down hill since Sam Witwicky's mother ate a pot-laced brownie in the sequel. I didn't like that one, and although the third installment was slightly better, this one just didn't do it for me either. I really think that Michael Bay, the director, needs to cut his loses before the Transformers' legacy is ruined.
Huge problem number one: This movie is too long. It's almost three hours long!!!! It just keeps going and going and going. The fourth movie in the series starts off promising, but things quickly take a turn for the worst on the screen and with your patience level. There were many opportunities for the movie to end, but it didn't. At the two and a half hour mark, I was so done, but then yet another action scene began. I will say this, during the three hours, you will get tons of actions. The Autobots have a numerous amount of enemies this time, so the action never really lags, but it does get a bit monotonous.
Huge problem number two: Storyline. Storyline. Storyline. While the story sorta makes sense, it just doesn't flow very well. Set mainly in Paris, TX (where everyone who really lives there have thick accents and yet no one in the movie did, for once) and Hong Kong, the Autobots are now fugitives while a corporate CEO has created his own transformers using parts from Megatron in an effort to be the leading supplier of these new human controlled transformers. Meanwhile, prehistoric Transformers are trying collect Optimus Prime and take him back to their creator while helping the government who is in cahoots with this CEO to create these new transformers. There's so much more, but if I tell you anything else, I'll give too much away. And, if your head hurts trying to figure all of that out, just know you have three hours to sit there and do it.
Huge problem number three: The dialogue. There's no more Shia Lebouf, but I don't think he would have made it better. Funnier, but not better. FYI, it has many funny moments, so he wasn't even needed for that. Mark Wahlberg is a quirky engineer who finds Optimus Prime, and spends the entire movie trying to protect his daughter while helping giant robots because they really need some tiny little human's help. Stanley Tucci, John Goodman, and Kelsey Grammer are the other big stars in the movie, but unfortunately their experience can't help the horrible script. The dialogue is terrible. They were just saying things, mostly stupid things, just to be saying something. "I'm not here to help you save your daughter; you're here to help me save my girlfriend," is by far my favorite. I mean, they all say pointless things like that. But, when you're trying to fill three hours with a weak storyline, I guess that's what you have to write.
I really wanted to like this movie. I kept hoping it would get better, but sadly it didn't which sucks because I was really excited to watch it with my new movie buddy, E. Weezy (shout out to my Twin for allowing to borrow her boo). The first Transformers movie was the best one. They are honestly and truly going to make this franchise extinct if they don't pull it together in the next feature. Oh yes, they'll definitely be a fifth movie. yeah...
Huge problem number one: This movie is too long. It's almost three hours long!!!! It just keeps going and going and going. The fourth movie in the series starts off promising, but things quickly take a turn for the worst on the screen and with your patience level. There were many opportunities for the movie to end, but it didn't. At the two and a half hour mark, I was so done, but then yet another action scene began. I will say this, during the three hours, you will get tons of actions. The Autobots have a numerous amount of enemies this time, so the action never really lags, but it does get a bit monotonous.
Huge problem number two: Storyline. Storyline. Storyline. While the story sorta makes sense, it just doesn't flow very well. Set mainly in Paris, TX (where everyone who really lives there have thick accents and yet no one in the movie did, for once) and Hong Kong, the Autobots are now fugitives while a corporate CEO has created his own transformers using parts from Megatron in an effort to be the leading supplier of these new human controlled transformers. Meanwhile, prehistoric Transformers are trying collect Optimus Prime and take him back to their creator while helping the government who is in cahoots with this CEO to create these new transformers. There's so much more, but if I tell you anything else, I'll give too much away. And, if your head hurts trying to figure all of that out, just know you have three hours to sit there and do it.
Huge problem number three: The dialogue. There's no more Shia Lebouf, but I don't think he would have made it better. Funnier, but not better. FYI, it has many funny moments, so he wasn't even needed for that. Mark Wahlberg is a quirky engineer who finds Optimus Prime, and spends the entire movie trying to protect his daughter while helping giant robots because they really need some tiny little human's help. Stanley Tucci, John Goodman, and Kelsey Grammer are the other big stars in the movie, but unfortunately their experience can't help the horrible script. The dialogue is terrible. They were just saying things, mostly stupid things, just to be saying something. "I'm not here to help you save your daughter; you're here to help me save my girlfriend," is by far my favorite. I mean, they all say pointless things like that. But, when you're trying to fill three hours with a weak storyline, I guess that's what you have to write.
I really wanted to like this movie. I kept hoping it would get better, but sadly it didn't which sucks because I was really excited to watch it with my new movie buddy, E. Weezy (shout out to my Twin for allowing to borrow her boo). The first Transformers movie was the best one. They are honestly and truly going to make this franchise extinct if they don't pull it together in the next feature. Oh yes, they'll definitely be a fifth movie. yeah...
Friday, June 20, 2014
Think Like A Man Too - Too Funny
Think Like A Man based on Steve Harvey's self-help book was an extremely entertaining movie. I laughed so hard, mostly at Kevin Hart, so I was very eager to see the sequel. Think Like a Man Too picks up in Vegas with the entire cast returning for the wedding of one of the couples in the group. Kevin Hart's character, Cedric, is the best man. He's determined to be the best best man ever, and through an awesome bachelor party in Vegas.
The women are determined to have an even better bachelorette party. The maid of honor has all types of Vegas activities planned, but first that have to get passed the none-too-thrilled future mother-in-law. All sorts of comical travesties occur for both the men and women. At one point, they end up in jail at the same damn time. During these events, all of the couples discover things about themselves or their relationships. For example: one of the men tries to come to terms with the possibility of being a father, one of the women gets her sexy back, and one of the men discover that maybe they are ready to settle down and get married too. These revelations are kinda cheesy, but I'll let 'em make it because the rest of the movie is just too funny to care.
Kevin Hart isn't the only funny man in the movie, but he is by far the funniest. That little man makes you laugh in darn near every scene that he opens his mouth. Bennet, played by Gary Owens, had me rolling. He and his fanny pack are so dorky that you can't do anything but laugh. The women had their moments especially when they were singing my all-time favorite dance song, "Poison". When I was cracking up at them, was wishing I could break out and dance on the table in Vegas with them. They all did a fantastic Job. I will say, I didn't really understand why LaLa Anthony was there as she was completely pointless and she's not a very good actress. But, neither is Terrence J. SN: I really need Terrence to eat a steak or something. He's just way too skinty. You know who isn't skinny and was looking very yummy? Mr. State Farm himself, Dennis Haysbert as Uncle Eddie. Uncle Eddie could get it...but I digress.
Think Like A Man Too is just as funny as the first. We lose the whole purpose of the original movie which was to teach women in a comical way how to use their brain differently when trying to cultivate a relationship. That all is thrown out of the window to simply tell a story. The story is good enough without all the lesson learning even though everyone does learn a lesson one way or the other. Go see this movie. It's great for all races and sexes. A good time will be had by all.
I move to Houston, TX tomorrow and will be working on Fridays again, so I may not be able to catch movies so early anymore, but when I do, I'll be here writing for you all, so stay tuned. Transformers is next week.
The women are determined to have an even better bachelorette party. The maid of honor has all types of Vegas activities planned, but first that have to get passed the none-too-thrilled future mother-in-law. All sorts of comical travesties occur for both the men and women. At one point, they end up in jail at the same damn time. During these events, all of the couples discover things about themselves or their relationships. For example: one of the men tries to come to terms with the possibility of being a father, one of the women gets her sexy back, and one of the men discover that maybe they are ready to settle down and get married too. These revelations are kinda cheesy, but I'll let 'em make it because the rest of the movie is just too funny to care.
Kevin Hart isn't the only funny man in the movie, but he is by far the funniest. That little man makes you laugh in darn near every scene that he opens his mouth. Bennet, played by Gary Owens, had me rolling. He and his fanny pack are so dorky that you can't do anything but laugh. The women had their moments especially when they were singing my all-time favorite dance song, "Poison". When I was cracking up at them, was wishing I could break out and dance on the table in Vegas with them. They all did a fantastic Job. I will say, I didn't really understand why LaLa Anthony was there as she was completely pointless and she's not a very good actress. But, neither is Terrence J. SN: I really need Terrence to eat a steak or something. He's just way too skinty. You know who isn't skinny and was looking very yummy? Mr. State Farm himself, Dennis Haysbert as Uncle Eddie. Uncle Eddie could get it...but I digress.
Think Like A Man Too is just as funny as the first. We lose the whole purpose of the original movie which was to teach women in a comical way how to use their brain differently when trying to cultivate a relationship. That all is thrown out of the window to simply tell a story. The story is good enough without all the lesson learning even though everyone does learn a lesson one way or the other. Go see this movie. It's great for all races and sexes. A good time will be had by all.
I move to Houston, TX tomorrow and will be working on Fridays again, so I may not be able to catch movies so early anymore, but when I do, I'll be here writing for you all, so stay tuned. Transformers is next week.
Friday, June 13, 2014
How to Train Your Dragon 2: 2 Cute
I was super excited to see How to Train Your Dragon 2 because the first one was super adorable. Well, the second one is super cute too. How to Train Your Dragon 2 picks up five years later. The dragons are companions to everyone in Berk, the Viking village high atop a mountain. Hiccup, the chief's son, goes on a journey of self-discovery after his father tells him he's ready to become chief. (SPOILER ALERT) Along the way, he finds his mother and tries to convince Drago, a dragon hunter, that dragons are friends and not to be feared. When he fails, a dragon war begins.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 has an all-star (mostly B-list) cast. Jay Baruchel reprises his roll as the voice of Hiccup, and so does Gerald Butler as Hiccup's father, Stoic, The Chief. America Ferrera is Hiccup's fearless girlfriend, Astrid. The twins are voiced by Kristen Wig and TJ Miller. Jonah Hill, Craig Ferguson, Christopher Mintz, Cate Blanchett, and the sexy Djimon Hounsou round out the cast.
The kids were very quiet throughout the entire movie, even during the sad parts, and they cheered and clapped at the end. So, I'd say the kids will be entertained, and there are enough adult jokes in the movie for you to get a chuckle. Some of the bigger dragons may be a little scary to very little ones, but other than that I think everyone in the family will enjoy it.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 has an all-star (mostly B-list) cast. Jay Baruchel reprises his roll as the voice of Hiccup, and so does Gerald Butler as Hiccup's father, Stoic, The Chief. America Ferrera is Hiccup's fearless girlfriend, Astrid. The twins are voiced by Kristen Wig and TJ Miller. Jonah Hill, Craig Ferguson, Christopher Mintz, Cate Blanchett, and the sexy Djimon Hounsou round out the cast.
The kids were very quiet throughout the entire movie, even during the sad parts, and they cheered and clapped at the end. So, I'd say the kids will be entertained, and there are enough adult jokes in the movie for you to get a chuckle. Some of the bigger dragons may be a little scary to very little ones, but other than that I think everyone in the family will enjoy it.
Friday, May 30, 2014
Maleficent - Magnificent
I'm so proud of Disney. They have really stepped up their fantasy game, and joined the modern age where women are independent and self-suffecient and don't need men to take care of them. Bravo! I hope the days are gone when Disney and Pixar make movies about a damsel in distress who desperately need a man to save the day. Maleficent, is such a movie. Disney takes one of their oldest stories, "Sleeping Beauty", and decides to tell the tale from the "villains" point of view.
Maleficent, starring Angelina Jolie, explains why Maleficent cursed the King's daughter, Princess Aurora, played by Dakota Fanning's little sister Elle and the youngest Jolie-Pitt, Vivienne. It starts with Maleficent as a child, finding love as a teenager, and having her heart broken as an adult to the point that she seeks revenge on all humans in the nearby kingdom. This is a visually pleasing and exciting movie. There's lots of fantasy inspired creatures and fairies, and the magnitude of Maleficent's magical powers are fascinating and enchanting.
This isn't really a movie for children under the age of like ten. It's kind of violent. There are dark battle scenes, a fire-breathing dragon, ferocious fighting trees, and Maleficent can be kind of scary performing her magic and casting spells. Some of the creatures of Moor (a magical realm near a human kingdom) can be cute and frightening at the same time. It could give a sensitive little one nightmares. The adults will enjoy it. I sure did. The pre-teens in the theatre with me applauded when it was done. I'd say, they enjoyed it too even though they were a bit squirmy in the beginning when the action was a little slower.
I thought Maleficent was magnificent especially since there was a twist to the happy ending. There was just one thing I didn't like about the movie, the only black man in the movie getting bitch slapped by the white king. Totally wasn't ok with that. Other than that, it was great! You'll enjoy it, but keep the teeny tiny ones at home. You can thank me later.
Nothing to see next week, but "Orange is the New Black" starts on June 6th.
Friday, May 23, 2014
X-Men: Days of Future Past - Top 3 of all the X-Men Movies
I have seen just about every single Marvel Comic movie since Howard the Duck back in 1984. (Yes Howard the Duck is a Marvel movie. See the list here.) So, it means a lot when I say, X-Men: Days of Future Past is one of the best, and definitely in the Top 3 of all the X-Men movies. I've always enjoyed the X-Men movie series. They usually are full of action and special effects with a great storyline. My least favorite was The Wolverine, and even that was entertaining. But, Days of Future Past is going down as one of my favorites and here's why.
I love sci-fiction movies, and it doesn't get more sci-fi than a movie that takes your from the future to the past with a plausible story. My little Imp friend, Tyrion Lannister, (G.O.T reference) or Trask, a military scientists, creates these robots who in the future can seek out and destroy mutants and humans carrying the mutant gene. In a dystopian future, the mutants send Wolverine's conscience to the past to stop the events that lead to the mass production of these robots that will cause a blood bath of a war in the future. Hello, doesn't that sound AMAZING?!?! It is. A plausible storyline always helps make a huge movie a great movie!
The mutants are the best. Although Hugh Jackman as Wolverine will always be my favorite, Peter Maximoff or Quicksilver, steals the show in his scenes. His speed and ability is one of the most awe-inspiring. He can do so much just by being faster than a speeding bullet. I'm always impressed by Magneto's ability. I would love to be able to move darn near anything metallic especially cars in my way when I'm trying to get to work. My new favorite actor, Michael Fassbender, does a young Magneto magnificently. But, Jennifer Lawrence, as a youthful, determined, and vengeful Mystic or Raven is impressive! She gets a lot of flack sometimes for not being able to act, but I think she's great, and I was thoroughly convinced that she was out for blood. There are many other exciting mutantic displays by Shadow Cat, Beast, Storm, Iceman, and Bishop among many others. You definitely won't be disappointed in that aspect.
One other aspect of the movie that I liked is how it ties all the other ones together. Sometimes, sequels and prequels make timeline mistakes that a die-hard fan would notice. Days of Future Past picks up where both The Last Stand and First Class left off which is kinda hard to do since one is a prequel, but they make it work. Just about everyone from the franchise makes an appearance and that is satisfying even if some of the cameos are brief (ROGUE). I loved everything about this movie. X-Men Origins: Wolverine is my favorite and X-men is my second favorite, but mostly because it's the first. X-Men: Days of Future Past is great, full of a great sci-fi story with lots of mutant action. It's my third favorite of the series, and one of my all-time favorite Marvel Comic movies. I enjoyed it, and I know you will too.
Angelina Jolie as Maleficent is next week!
I love sci-fiction movies, and it doesn't get more sci-fi than a movie that takes your from the future to the past with a plausible story. My little Imp friend, Tyrion Lannister, (G.O.T reference) or Trask, a military scientists, creates these robots who in the future can seek out and destroy mutants and humans carrying the mutant gene. In a dystopian future, the mutants send Wolverine's conscience to the past to stop the events that lead to the mass production of these robots that will cause a blood bath of a war in the future. Hello, doesn't that sound AMAZING?!?! It is. A plausible storyline always helps make a huge movie a great movie!
The mutants are the best. Although Hugh Jackman as Wolverine will always be my favorite, Peter Maximoff or Quicksilver, steals the show in his scenes. His speed and ability is one of the most awe-inspiring. He can do so much just by being faster than a speeding bullet. I'm always impressed by Magneto's ability. I would love to be able to move darn near anything metallic especially cars in my way when I'm trying to get to work. My new favorite actor, Michael Fassbender, does a young Magneto magnificently. But, Jennifer Lawrence, as a youthful, determined, and vengeful Mystic or Raven is impressive! She gets a lot of flack sometimes for not being able to act, but I think she's great, and I was thoroughly convinced that she was out for blood. There are many other exciting mutantic displays by Shadow Cat, Beast, Storm, Iceman, and Bishop among many others. You definitely won't be disappointed in that aspect.
One other aspect of the movie that I liked is how it ties all the other ones together. Sometimes, sequels and prequels make timeline mistakes that a die-hard fan would notice. Days of Future Past picks up where both The Last Stand and First Class left off which is kinda hard to do since one is a prequel, but they make it work. Just about everyone from the franchise makes an appearance and that is satisfying even if some of the cameos are brief (ROGUE). I loved everything about this movie. X-Men Origins: Wolverine is my favorite and X-men is my second favorite, but mostly because it's the first. X-Men: Days of Future Past is great, full of a great sci-fi story with lots of mutant action. It's my third favorite of the series, and one of my all-time favorite Marvel Comic movies. I enjoyed it, and I know you will too.
Angelina Jolie as Maleficent is next week!
Friday, May 16, 2014
Godzilla - Go see it!
I'll keep this short. If you want to see gigantic prehistoric looking creatures battle it out, then go see Godzilla. It's very entertaining! There's an actual storyline that you can follow, and some characters that you kinda care about...kinda. The movie's action is great although I would like to have seen more fighting between Godzilla and Muto. The acting is atrocious, but who cares about these C-list actors (Richard T. Jones has a minor role) because you really came to see a radioactive lizard destroy a radioactive bug. You won't be disappointed!
SN: CAN WE PLEASE STOP REMAKING MOVIES?!?! THERE ARE SOME VERY CREATIVE SCREENWRITERS OUT THERE. USE THEM. Now that I've gotten that off my chest. The new X-men comes out next week. Can't wait to see it! Until next week.
SN: CAN WE PLEASE STOP REMAKING MOVIES?!?! THERE ARE SOME VERY CREATIVE SCREENWRITERS OUT THERE. USE THEM. Now that I've gotten that off my chest. The new X-men comes out next week. Can't wait to see it! Until next week.
Friday, May 2, 2014
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Not so amazing the second time around.
A superhero movie with way too much romantic teenage love drama is not that interesting to me or most superhero moviegoers. It's not like when Clarke Kent loved Lois Lane, and as Superman kept trying to save her, or Batman and Catwoman's love games. No one really cares about Peter Parker's undying and somewhat stalkerish love for Gwen Stacy. It completely slowed down the story in The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro.
I really enjoyed The Amazing Spider-Man starring Andrew Garfield. I didn't understand the big deal when that other Spiderman series starring Toby Maguire was in the theaters. I didn't like a single one, so I was a little hesitant to see this new series, but I was pleasantly surprised. I liked how witty Peter Parker was, and the action in the story kept me entertained, and while the action scenes in this sequel were great, I found this movie to be a snoozefest...literally. The lady in front of me started playing solitaire on her phone, and I'm pretty sure the guy behind me was snoring. Heck, I even took a quick nap too.
Jamie Foxx as Max Dillon and Electro was thrilling with and air absurdity. No one ever thought that a man high off electricity should maybe be kept away from it? And, we're supposed to believe that a sickly teenager can walk into a high-powered prison because he's wealthy and take down two armed guards with his bare hands? I know it's just a movie, but it was a little far-fetched even for a comic book inspired film. But, that love story between Peter and Gwen was the straw that broke the camel's back. It was excessive. It took over the movie, and made it more of a rom-com than an action movie. I didn't sign up for that, and most of those in the theatre didn't either.
The best part of the movie was when the movie ended, and we got a sneak peek of the X-men movie during the credits. What sucks is that you have to sit there for two and a half hours to see it. I can't recommend this movie because it's boring and the energy flatlines throughout. If you want to see a blue Jamie Foxx or some pretty cool special effects, then take a look but remember I warned you. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 isn't so amazing.
Friday, April 25, 2014
The Other Woman - Great Girls' Night Movie
Monogamy is not natural, but adultery can be comical. The Other Woman is a comedy about a woman who befriends two of her husband's mistresses, plot together to get revenge on him, and hysterics ensue. Cameron Diaz, or Carly, is the lawyer mistress who's the brains of the operation. Leslie Mann is the wife named Kate. She's overly dramatic about everything and is hilarious in the process. Kate Upton as Amber is young mistress number two with the boobs. I really didn't understand her purpose other than to have a Sports Illustrated model for the men to ogle when their wives drag them to the movies.
The Other Woman is clearly a star-studded movie with celebs such as Don Johnson who's gotten old enough to play Cameron Diaz's quirky yet handsome father. Nicki Minaj is Lydia, Carly's executive assistant. At first I thought she was going to be as pointless as Jennifer Hudson was in Sex and the City the movie, but she had some funny lines, and could speak and act about as well as Beyonce. Take that how you want. The cheating man, Mark, was played by Danish actor Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (that's the Kingslayer, Jaime Lannister, for my G.O.T. fans). He's very handsome and suave, and you could see how women would be duped by his good looks and charm. But, the most handsome one of them all was Taylor Kinney who is Kate's very yummy brother. I couldn't keep my eyes off his rugged style and gorgeous eyes.
And, speaking of style, the star of the show has to be Cameron Diaz's wardrobe, home furnishing, and decor. EVERYTHING she wore was flawless! I wanted EVERY item she had on her body from necklace to shoes. It was fabulous, especially that red dress or the white one with the open back! Let's not forget how smartly decorated her home was. OMG! I wish I could afford a decorator like that and a stylist like hers. I'd be in heaven a very fabulous one.
But, I digress. The Other Woman is a very cute movie. It's funny, has eye-candy, and you really are happy how it ends. It may not be the best choice for a date night, but it'd be great for a girls' night out. You all will enjoy it because it's laugh out loud funny, and it remind you how good it is to have a great girlfriend in your life.
Friday, April 18, 2014
Transcendence - The Matrix Prequel
Ever see a movie and leave unsure of how your felt about it? That was me after watching Johnny Depp in Transcendence. I'm wavering between like and dislike, leaning more towards like. I feel like Transcendence is one of those movies that will be a cult classic amongst computer geeks, of which I am not. I think that if you liked the science behind The Matrix, you'll like this movie, and if you're absolutely not into sci-fi, you'll absolutely be bored to tears watching it.
Transcendence brings to light our extreme dependence on technology, and how if we're not careful, our obsession with technology, need for enlightenment, and fervor in saving lives can destroy us in the end. Doesn't that sound a little bit like what happened to the human race in The Matrix? In the movie, Depp's character, Will, has his mind and thoughts implanted into a super computer like no other in an attempt to keep some part of him alive. His wife, Evelyn, played by Rebecca Hall, oversees the technology and helps computer Will grow into an artificial, yet sentient, intelligence. The antagonists are a rebel group called R.I.F.T who will stop at nothing to keep this from happening. They don't want technology to take over the world and control humans for it's betterment which is essentially what happens in The Matrix which is why Transcendence feels like its prequel.
This movie is slow with very little action and suspense, but the science, technology, and premise are pretty cool. I think I'd have to watch it again to make a decision about if I liked it or not, but just not any time soon. I will however be happy to go to the movies again with my companions that I went with tonight. I typically go by myself, so it was nice to have E, K, and J with me even if K couldn't keep her eyes open. She was very clear that she didn't like the movie, while the rest of us are still trying to decide.
Friday, April 4, 2014
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Better than the first!
It's a rarity to have the sequel be better than the first in "movieland", but that's definitely the case when it comes to the second Captain America movie, Captain America: The Winter Soldier. This sequel, even with it's slow parts in the middle, was well written and well received. The technology and hand-to-hand combat is was really takes this action movie to the next level.
S.H.I.E.L.D has been compromised and Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, has been told to trust no one while trying to figure out who's trying to kill him and everyone he knows plus stop them from deploying a weapon so massive it can selectively kill millions all over the world. With the help of Wilson, aka Falcon, and Natasha, aka Black Widow, among other trusted S.H.I.E.L.D agents to bring down the whole evil covert operation, HYDRA, lead by Alexander Pierce played by Robert Redford.
Although I've seen all of the marvel comic movies, I haven't enjoyed most of them. I always feel like they are all hype and no substance. The only ones I really liked were Iron Man 1 and 2. I can add Captain America 2 to the list. The movie wasn't really hyped up, and is full of substance. Captain America 2 is full of action, twists and turns, and fight scenes like no other. I love a good fist fight especially when super-human strength is involved. Captain America taking down a ship full of pirates with only his limbs and shield is exciting! When Black Widow wraps her legs around a bad guy and strangles him with wire, you're on the edge of your seat. And, The Winter Soldier and his steel robotic arm versus Captain America and his shield is thrilling!
I loved every minute of the action, and I think you will too. There's about thirty minutes of the movie that has to set up the rest. It's not as rousing as we'd like it to be, but you do have to actually tell a story, so I get it. Don't let that drawn out dialogue spoil the enjoyment of the movie for you. It's worth it in the end. Oh, and just like at the end of most of these Marvel movies, there's more to see after the credits roll, so sit still and continue to enjoy the ride.
S.H.I.E.L.D has been compromised and Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, has been told to trust no one while trying to figure out who's trying to kill him and everyone he knows plus stop them from deploying a weapon so massive it can selectively kill millions all over the world. With the help of Wilson, aka Falcon, and Natasha, aka Black Widow, among other trusted S.H.I.E.L.D agents to bring down the whole evil covert operation, HYDRA, lead by Alexander Pierce played by Robert Redford.
Although I've seen all of the marvel comic movies, I haven't enjoyed most of them. I always feel like they are all hype and no substance. The only ones I really liked were Iron Man 1 and 2. I can add Captain America 2 to the list. The movie wasn't really hyped up, and is full of substance. Captain America 2 is full of action, twists and turns, and fight scenes like no other. I love a good fist fight especially when super-human strength is involved. Captain America taking down a ship full of pirates with only his limbs and shield is exciting! When Black Widow wraps her legs around a bad guy and strangles him with wire, you're on the edge of your seat. And, The Winter Soldier and his steel robotic arm versus Captain America and his shield is thrilling!
I loved every minute of the action, and I think you will too. There's about thirty minutes of the movie that has to set up the rest. It's not as rousing as we'd like it to be, but you do have to actually tell a story, so I get it. Don't let that drawn out dialogue spoil the enjoyment of the movie for you. It's worth it in the end. Oh, and just like at the end of most of these Marvel movies, there's more to see after the credits roll, so sit still and continue to enjoy the ride.
Friday, March 28, 2014
Noah - Expect something different
Paramount must have known that they were going out on a limb with this variation of Noah. The book of Genesis has many stories open to interpretation, but this interpretation of Noah is much different than what's in Genesis 5-10. If you go into the theater knowing that Noah the movie is slightly different from the Biblical story of Noah, and just enjoy the cinematic experience, then you'll be great! Be prepared for the theatrics over content especially when the distribution company of the film puts out a disclaimer such as,
Noah feels that all humans are wicked, and he begins to believe that God not only wants to cleanse the earth of the wicked who are led by Tubal-cain, a descendant of the first murderer, Cain, but that God, known as The Creator, wants an end to all mankind including Noah's family. Noah believes that his youngest son, Japheth, is to be the last living man on earth. This causes conflict in Noah's family when Ila becomes pregnant with the help of Methuselah played by Anthony Hopkins. Methuselah is Noah's grandfather who has magical powers and gives the family spiritual guidance in quirky ways.
Noah gets help building the arc from The Watchers who are six-limbed giants. These giants are fallen angels who felt badly for man and wanted to help when God punished Adam and Eve after eating the forbidden fruit. The Watchers not only help Noah, but defend the arc when the treacherous humans try to get on it and kill Noah's family. Nick Nolte performs the voice for Samyaza, the leader of The Watchers. The addition of The Watchers is a great explanation of how Noah was able to build such a monstrosity even though these characters made the movie feel a little science-fantasy like.
After I got over the initial shock of how different this movie was from the story I grew up with, I began to enjoy the film. There's a message in the movie that's not religious but universal. There's good and evil in everyone, but it's up to the individual what side we choose. If you live with love in your heart and let it rule your decisions when it comes to relationships, you really can't go wrong. God loved us, and He created us in His image, so we should be able to love one another and not let evil take over our lives and destroy this world. There are some slow moments, and the CGI is terrible, but the intensity in Russell Crowe and the passion Jennifer Connelly shows as Naameh, Noah's wife, for her family plus that gravity in size of that arc makes the movie a must see.
Noah is an intense film loosely based on the very popular story of how God destroyed the earth by water after feeling like man was inherently wicked, and He needed to start over. God chooses Noah, played by the great Russell Crowe, and his family to help Him save all the birds, beasts, and crawlers by building an enormous arc that will house the creatures and his family. Meanwhile, Noah's son, Shem, has fallen in love with a barren young woman, Ila who is played by Emma Watson. Ila was taken in by Noah after her family was murdered. Noah's other son, Ham, is jealous because he realizes that he will be alone on the arc if Noah doesn't find him and his younger brother, Japheth, wives before the flood begins."The film is inspired by the story of Noah. While artistic license has been taken, we believe that this film is true to the essence, values and integrity of a story that is a cornerstone of faith for millions of people worldwide. The biblical story of Noah can be found in the book of Genesis."
Noah feels that all humans are wicked, and he begins to believe that God not only wants to cleanse the earth of the wicked who are led by Tubal-cain, a descendant of the first murderer, Cain, but that God, known as The Creator, wants an end to all mankind including Noah's family. Noah believes that his youngest son, Japheth, is to be the last living man on earth. This causes conflict in Noah's family when Ila becomes pregnant with the help of Methuselah played by Anthony Hopkins. Methuselah is Noah's grandfather who has magical powers and gives the family spiritual guidance in quirky ways.
Noah gets help building the arc from The Watchers who are six-limbed giants. These giants are fallen angels who felt badly for man and wanted to help when God punished Adam and Eve after eating the forbidden fruit. The Watchers not only help Noah, but defend the arc when the treacherous humans try to get on it and kill Noah's family. Nick Nolte performs the voice for Samyaza, the leader of The Watchers. The addition of The Watchers is a great explanation of how Noah was able to build such a monstrosity even though these characters made the movie feel a little science-fantasy like.
After I got over the initial shock of how different this movie was from the story I grew up with, I began to enjoy the film. There's a message in the movie that's not religious but universal. There's good and evil in everyone, but it's up to the individual what side we choose. If you live with love in your heart and let it rule your decisions when it comes to relationships, you really can't go wrong. God loved us, and He created us in His image, so we should be able to love one another and not let evil take over our lives and destroy this world. There are some slow moments, and the CGI is terrible, but the intensity in Russell Crowe and the passion Jennifer Connelly shows as Naameh, Noah's wife, for her family plus that gravity in size of that arc makes the movie a must see.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Divergent - Every book shouldn't be a movie
I did it! I read all 501 pages of Divergent in 4 days, and finished the book ten minutes before the movie started. I kept hearing how good it was, and how much it was like The Hunger Games, that I had to read it before I saw the movie. I really shouldn't listen to people because it sets up these preconceived notions in my head that are hard to live up to, especially movies and books. I tried to stop comparing it The Hunger Games because honestly it wasn't really like it at all, and I tried to stop waiting for Divergent the book to get really good and just get into the story. The book was decent until (SPOILER ALERT) everyone turned into mindless drones. That part was just silly to me, and really didn't fit or go with the flow of the story. I knew there were more books, so I wasn't shocked at the (SPOILER ALERT) somewhat unfinished ending. The Hunger Games was hands down a more superior book and movie for that matter.
When I finished reading, there was nothing in the book that made me say, "Divergent really needs to be a movie." I've read many books that the entire time I couldn't wait to see it on the big screen. I couldn't wait to see how Aslan or Reepicheep would talk, how Edward would sparkle, how Bella's blank pages of sorrow would be portrayed, how much of the Vatican they'd actually show in Angels and Demons, and how cute Rue would be, or how Effie Trinket's make-up would look. I didn't get that feeling when reading Divergent. Not every book needs to be a movie, and I don't think Divergent's story was enhanced by the big screen.
Divergent is another post-apocalyptic story of how five different groups of people known as factions, Erudite, Dauntless, Amity, Candor, and Abnegation, live separate but somewhat equal lives based on their different value systems. (Another SPOILER ALERT) Beatrice, "Tris", chooses to live among the Dauntless even though she's really a rebel, or Divergent. We sit through her training and troubles while she discovers (Yet another SPOILER ALERT) a war brewing between the Erudite and Abnegation governments using the Dauntless. There's lots of excitement and lovable and despicable characters in the book. We don't get the opportunity to love or hate anyone during the movie because the screenwriter sidesteps those relationships to focus more on the looming hostilities between factions which is quite the opposite of the book. Seventy-five percent of the book focuses on Tris' training and how that effects her relationships and the people around her. It's really what hooks you and attaches you to certain characters. Maybe that's why the movie doesn't grab your heart because it's missing the heart of the book.
If you've read the book, then don't see the movie. You're not missing anything. If you haven't read the books, then you might find it a tad bit more entertaining. I'll keep reading the series, and hope it gets better. The Twilight Series has four amazing books and four amazing movies (we all know the first movie sucked monkey balls). The Hunger Games has three amazing books and will have four movies. The first two have been pretty good so far, but just because those series has had great successes at the box office doesn't mean that Divergent and every other young-adult book series needs to join them. Some stories are better left on the paper, digital or otherwise.
When I finished reading, there was nothing in the book that made me say, "Divergent really needs to be a movie." I've read many books that the entire time I couldn't wait to see it on the big screen. I couldn't wait to see how Aslan or Reepicheep would talk, how Edward would sparkle, how Bella's blank pages of sorrow would be portrayed, how much of the Vatican they'd actually show in Angels and Demons, and how cute Rue would be, or how Effie Trinket's make-up would look. I didn't get that feeling when reading Divergent. Not every book needs to be a movie, and I don't think Divergent's story was enhanced by the big screen.
Divergent is another post-apocalyptic story of how five different groups of people known as factions, Erudite, Dauntless, Amity, Candor, and Abnegation, live separate but somewhat equal lives based on their different value systems. (Another SPOILER ALERT) Beatrice, "Tris", chooses to live among the Dauntless even though she's really a rebel, or Divergent. We sit through her training and troubles while she discovers (Yet another SPOILER ALERT) a war brewing between the Erudite and Abnegation governments using the Dauntless. There's lots of excitement and lovable and despicable characters in the book. We don't get the opportunity to love or hate anyone during the movie because the screenwriter sidesteps those relationships to focus more on the looming hostilities between factions which is quite the opposite of the book. Seventy-five percent of the book focuses on Tris' training and how that effects her relationships and the people around her. It's really what hooks you and attaches you to certain characters. Maybe that's why the movie doesn't grab your heart because it's missing the heart of the book.
If you've read the book, then don't see the movie. You're not missing anything. If you haven't read the books, then you might find it a tad bit more entertaining. I'll keep reading the series, and hope it gets better. The Twilight Series has four amazing books and four amazing movies (we all know the first movie sucked monkey balls). The Hunger Games has three amazing books and will have four movies. The first two have been pretty good so far, but just because those series has had great successes at the box office doesn't mean that Divergent and every other young-adult book series needs to join them. Some stories are better left on the paper, digital or otherwise.
Friday, March 14, 2014
The Single Moms Club - TP needs to work on his issues
I'm going to try as hard as possible not to spend so much time bashing Tyler Perry in this blog. I'm not making any promises. I did say, "try". It's no secret that I'm not a fan of TP, so why do I keep watching his movies? I don't have a good answer. I guess it's because I keep hoping he will eventually get one right. The Family That Preys has been the closest he's come. The Single Moms Club is the second closest.
The Single Moms Club starring Nia Long as May is about a group of single moms from all different backgrounds who are forced into working together to keep their children from expulsion. The kids, on the other hand, get a slap on the wrist, and continue to be rude, disrespectful, and out of control. Their parents don't need to work together. They need to beat these kids. But, I digress. The women become fast friends, go out together, and help out each other with single-mother-struggles while discovering romance along the way.
Before I discuss the issues, let's discuss what worked. Tyler always forces a message on us. I'm guessing the message in this movie was supposed to be that you're not alone in your struggles, and if you don't talk to your kids, they'll be messed up and it will be a problem later. It was a simple message, and done semi-sweetly. I also enjoyed the plausible ending. No one dies, gets HIV, or is punished for their sins. These stories are everyday stories with everyday issues, and I felt their were real honest moments in the movie that worked.
Now, my issues with the movie and with TP: Tyler Perry clearly hates black people especially black women. It's very evident in his portrayles of us in his movies and tv shows. He stereotypes black people, and then punishes them for their behavior. BUT, he has no problem with creating more complex characters for Caucasians. Although, EVERYONE is a cliche in his movies and shows, he seems to be able to write better for white people than black people. In The Single Moms Club, there are six black male characters. Two of them are in jail, one is a drug addict, two of the little boys are smart-mouth disrespectful little brats, and the other is a silly fool. Tyler's character, TK, is the only black male without issues. Go figure.
There are three women of color. Lydia, played by Cocoa Brown, is the loud-mouth, sassy full-figured black woman who lives in the hood and has 5 kids, two of which she had at 16 who became crack addicts, thieves, and are now in jail. The second black woman, May, has a son with a deadbeat dad who constantly disappoints his son. While May seems successful, why can't she be the one who is divorcing the rich lawyer? Why can't Lydia be the successful publisher trying to make partner who used artificial insemination? Nope, he saved those character for the white ladies. Why does the white lady drive the BMW, the black man drive the pick-up truck, and the black lady running after the bus?
There are Hispanics in the movie too. Guess what their professions are? Maid, car-dealer, mexican restaurant owner, and kept woman. Seriously Tyler? Is that all light-brown people can be? All the characters are flawed except the white next door neighbor and TK, but it'd be great if their flaws weren't so predictable and more universal.
With all that said, the movie wasn't too bad. The acting wasn't great, although Nia long did her thing. But, Tyler Perry was the best of the worst acting wise which is saying a lot. Terry Crews was the comic relief, but I really need him to do something different than being the goofy chocolatey beefcake. I wanted not to like the movie, but it slowly grew on me. The audience laughed at the silly moments. Although the story was authentic, the emotions weren't, so it was a little lack-luster. Like I said in my Temptation blog, he's slowly getting better, but Mr. Perry really needs to let other people do the writing. TP also needs some couch time to work on his issues. He has a duty as a writer and a producer to tell everyone's story, not everyone's stereotype.
The Single Moms Club starring Nia Long as May is about a group of single moms from all different backgrounds who are forced into working together to keep their children from expulsion. The kids, on the other hand, get a slap on the wrist, and continue to be rude, disrespectful, and out of control. Their parents don't need to work together. They need to beat these kids. But, I digress. The women become fast friends, go out together, and help out each other with single-mother-struggles while discovering romance along the way.
Before I discuss the issues, let's discuss what worked. Tyler always forces a message on us. I'm guessing the message in this movie was supposed to be that you're not alone in your struggles, and if you don't talk to your kids, they'll be messed up and it will be a problem later. It was a simple message, and done semi-sweetly. I also enjoyed the plausible ending. No one dies, gets HIV, or is punished for their sins. These stories are everyday stories with everyday issues, and I felt their were real honest moments in the movie that worked.
Now, my issues with the movie and with TP: Tyler Perry clearly hates black people especially black women. It's very evident in his portrayles of us in his movies and tv shows. He stereotypes black people, and then punishes them for their behavior. BUT, he has no problem with creating more complex characters for Caucasians. Although, EVERYONE is a cliche in his movies and shows, he seems to be able to write better for white people than black people. In The Single Moms Club, there are six black male characters. Two of them are in jail, one is a drug addict, two of the little boys are smart-mouth disrespectful little brats, and the other is a silly fool. Tyler's character, TK, is the only black male without issues. Go figure.
There are three women of color. Lydia, played by Cocoa Brown, is the loud-mouth, sassy full-figured black woman who lives in the hood and has 5 kids, two of which she had at 16 who became crack addicts, thieves, and are now in jail. The second black woman, May, has a son with a deadbeat dad who constantly disappoints his son. While May seems successful, why can't she be the one who is divorcing the rich lawyer? Why can't Lydia be the successful publisher trying to make partner who used artificial insemination? Nope, he saved those character for the white ladies. Why does the white lady drive the BMW, the black man drive the pick-up truck, and the black lady running after the bus?
There are Hispanics in the movie too. Guess what their professions are? Maid, car-dealer, mexican restaurant owner, and kept woman. Seriously Tyler? Is that all light-brown people can be? All the characters are flawed except the white next door neighbor and TK, but it'd be great if their flaws weren't so predictable and more universal.
With all that said, the movie wasn't too bad. The acting wasn't great, although Nia long did her thing. But, Tyler Perry was the best of the worst acting wise which is saying a lot. Terry Crews was the comic relief, but I really need him to do something different than being the goofy chocolatey beefcake. I wanted not to like the movie, but it slowly grew on me. The audience laughed at the silly moments. Although the story was authentic, the emotions weren't, so it was a little lack-luster. Like I said in my Temptation blog, he's slowly getting better, but Mr. Perry really needs to let other people do the writing. TP also needs some couch time to work on his issues. He has a duty as a writer and a producer to tell everyone's story, not everyone's stereotype.
Friday, March 7, 2014
300: Rise of an Empire - More than 300 minutes of BORING and BLOOD!
I'll keep this short. The movie 300: Rise of an Empire was boring and gory. It wasn't very good and a huge disappointment to me. I fell asleep twice, and I wasn't the only one. A little more than thirty minutes into the movie, the man behind me was snoring, and the guy next to me was curled up next to his boo taking a nap.
I loved 300! I have it on DVD. I've seen it one time too many. There's nothing like a bunch bare-chested men with 6-packs for days slinging a sword around with brute strength. Unfortunately, this sequel or prequel (I'm still a little confused about that because the movie takes place before, during, and after the events in 300) was trying too hard to make a good story where there really wasn't one.
There were more muscle-bound, sword-slinging men, but they threw a bad-arse chick in the mix who was supposed to be sexy and domineering, but she came off too hard and repulsive. I was over her, her big hair and bad make-up (I was digging her costume changes), and the movie fifteen minutes after it began. The opening fight scene was extremely graphic. It was clear that 300: Rise of an Empire was made for 3D because there was fake blood splatting across the screen throughout the whole movie. Decapitations and flying arrows were in abundance. This film was just too savage and gruesome. Anyone with a weak stomach should not watch.
I won't be watching this movie again. I'm not recommending it to anyone, but if you do see it and you like it, please tell me why. Sadly, 300: Rise of an Empire is another example of why you shouldn't make a sequel, especially a long one with a poorly written storyline.
I loved 300! I have it on DVD. I've seen it one time too many. There's nothing like a bunch bare-chested men with 6-packs for days slinging a sword around with brute strength. Unfortunately, this sequel or prequel (I'm still a little confused about that because the movie takes place before, during, and after the events in 300) was trying too hard to make a good story where there really wasn't one.
There were more muscle-bound, sword-slinging men, but they threw a bad-arse chick in the mix who was supposed to be sexy and domineering, but she came off too hard and repulsive. I was over her, her big hair and bad make-up (I was digging her costume changes), and the movie fifteen minutes after it began. The opening fight scene was extremely graphic. It was clear that 300: Rise of an Empire was made for 3D because there was fake blood splatting across the screen throughout the whole movie. Decapitations and flying arrows were in abundance. This film was just too savage and gruesome. Anyone with a weak stomach should not watch.
I won't be watching this movie again. I'm not recommending it to anyone, but if you do see it and you like it, please tell me why. Sadly, 300: Rise of an Empire is another example of why you shouldn't make a sequel, especially a long one with a poorly written storyline.
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Congratulations to the winners!!!
Congratulations to all the winners of Academy Awards tonight. Ellen as host was excellent. Check out this awesome group photo that she took live during the Oscars!
I never thought when I watched 12 Years a Slave that it'd win for best picture, but of the movies on the list that I have seen, it was the best. I'm very happy for Steve McQueen and everyone who worked on the film, but I'm most happy for Lupita Nyong'o. She won for best supporting actress! It's so amazing because this was her first ever film after just graduating from college only a few months ago. That's so awesome! She's a beautiful girl inside and out. I hope her future continues to grow.
Michael Fassbender was nominated, and although he lost, I called his nomination way back when I first saw the film. Now, I must see Dallas Buyers Club because Jared Leto and Matthew McConaughey both took home Oscars for their work in the film. I, also, must see Frozen which won best animated movie and best song (over "Happy"? Seriously?), and so I'll understand the references one of my employees keeps making about the movie EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Frozen must really be good to beat out Despicable Me 2.
All in all, the Oscars were marginally interesting, at least the parts that I actually watched. I flipped back and forth between that and "Law and Order: SVU". I was really only watching to see what Ellen was doing or saying and to catch a glimpse of Lupita. I'm officially a Lupitan now (It's like being a Beyhive member, but actually being a stan for someone who can speak clearly and act). Until next year or not because I can't guarantee that I'm watching next year, keep watching those movies and maybe, just maybe, Ellen will host again next year. We'll all be...
I never thought when I watched 12 Years a Slave that it'd win for best picture, but of the movies on the list that I have seen, it was the best. I'm very happy for Steve McQueen and everyone who worked on the film, but I'm most happy for Lupita Nyong'o. She won for best supporting actress! It's so amazing because this was her first ever film after just graduating from college only a few months ago. That's so awesome! She's a beautiful girl inside and out. I hope her future continues to grow.
Michael Fassbender was nominated, and although he lost, I called his nomination way back when I first saw the film. Now, I must see Dallas Buyers Club because Jared Leto and Matthew McConaughey both took home Oscars for their work in the film. I, also, must see Frozen which won best animated movie and best song (over "Happy"? Seriously?), and so I'll understand the references one of my employees keeps making about the movie EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Frozen must really be good to beat out Despicable Me 2.
All in all, the Oscars were marginally interesting, at least the parts that I actually watched. I flipped back and forth between that and "Law and Order: SVU". I was really only watching to see what Ellen was doing or saying and to catch a glimpse of Lupita. I'm officially a Lupitan now (It's like being a Beyhive member, but actually being a stan for someone who can speak clearly and act). Until next year or not because I can't guarantee that I'm watching next year, keep watching those movies and maybe, just maybe, Ellen will host again next year. We'll all be...
Friday, February 28, 2014
Non-stop: Liam Neeson can't be stopped!
After seeing Taken, I'll pretty much watch Liam Neeson in any movie with a him and a weapon. He's one of the best action-movie heroes of the last two decades. Liam's quiet-but-deadly demeanor makes for one great movie, movie after movie. And, Non-Stop is no different.
Liam plays Air Marshall Bill on a flight to London that has been set up by a passenger. This person is hijacking the plane and framing Bill. Bill has to try and figure out who's sending threatening text messages, killing passengers, and clear his name all while flying over the Atlantic ocean. Non-Stop has non-stop action (sorry, I just had to do it). Bill's hand-to-hand self-protective blows are Matrix level epic. I mean how do you beat up someone in an airplane bathroom? You barely have room to relieve yourself let alone disarm someone. Liam did it, and with such flare. Loved it!!!
My girl Mary (Michelle Dockery) from Downton Abbey is Nancy, the flight attendant who believes Bill and continuously tries to help him. Julianne Moore is Jen, a passenger who also tries to help Bill figure out everything. Lupita Nyong'o makes a brief appearance as well as another flight attendant. After her success in 12 Years a Slave, she doesn't really need this movie to further her career. Her career is going to be great despite her small role in Non-Stop. There are many more characters who keep you guessing until the end. You are supposed to automatically choose the middle-eastern looking passenger, but that's too obvious. All are suspects: the sketchy looking bald headed passenger, the other air marshall; even the co-pilot is capable. Heck, for even a brief second, I suspected the little girl with the window seat. Ha!
Non-Stop is definitely my favorite movie so far this year. Holding my breath, on the edge of my seat, I couldn't catch my breath waiting to see how it was going to end. And wait until you find out whodunit and why? It's a trip. Liam is one tough guy. You should be very concerned if he's coming after you. Go see Non-Stop. Liam won't disappoint you, and neither will Non-Stop.
Liam plays Air Marshall Bill on a flight to London that has been set up by a passenger. This person is hijacking the plane and framing Bill. Bill has to try and figure out who's sending threatening text messages, killing passengers, and clear his name all while flying over the Atlantic ocean. Non-Stop has non-stop action (sorry, I just had to do it). Bill's hand-to-hand self-protective blows are Matrix level epic. I mean how do you beat up someone in an airplane bathroom? You barely have room to relieve yourself let alone disarm someone. Liam did it, and with such flare. Loved it!!!
My girl Mary (Michelle Dockery) from Downton Abbey is Nancy, the flight attendant who believes Bill and continuously tries to help him. Julianne Moore is Jen, a passenger who also tries to help Bill figure out everything. Lupita Nyong'o makes a brief appearance as well as another flight attendant. After her success in 12 Years a Slave, she doesn't really need this movie to further her career. Her career is going to be great despite her small role in Non-Stop. There are many more characters who keep you guessing until the end. You are supposed to automatically choose the middle-eastern looking passenger, but that's too obvious. All are suspects: the sketchy looking bald headed passenger, the other air marshall; even the co-pilot is capable. Heck, for even a brief second, I suspected the little girl with the window seat. Ha!
Non-Stop is definitely my favorite movie so far this year. Holding my breath, on the edge of my seat, I couldn't catch my breath waiting to see how it was going to end. And wait until you find out whodunit and why? It's a trip. Liam is one tough guy. You should be very concerned if he's coming after you. Go see Non-Stop. Liam won't disappoint you, and neither will Non-Stop.
Friday, February 21, 2014
3 Days to Kill - 3 Reasons to Watch
Imagine buying your movie ticket and popcorn which you have gotten to buttery perfection, and then, being told that your movie isn't working, and you'll have to either see something else or come back later. Yup! That happened to me this morning, but because of a technical glitch, I was able to give back the popcorn and see a different movie an hour later. The original movie I paid to see was Pompeii, but I ended up seeing 3 Days to Kill instead. So glad I did. I enjoyed it!
The last good Kevin Costner film I've seen is Tin Cup (DON'T JUDGE ME), unless you count "Hatfields & McCoys" which was a tv mini-series. Nevertheless, I hadn't seen Kevin Costner on the big screen in years, and really didn't know if he still had it in him. Clearly he does. In 3 Days to Kill, Costner plays Ethan Renner, a "cleaner" for the CIA. He has to retire due to illness, but is quickly pulled back into business by a somewhat psycho femme fatale of a boss with hopes of curing the illness. During his short stint at retirement, Ethan decides to reconnect with his family, especially his teenage daughter, but the job, the illness, and teenage angst get in the way, kinda like in Live Free or Die Hard, only better. This movie is better than most I've seen this year. Here's three reasons you should see it.
1. This movie isn't what I expected. The storyline teased on trailers isn't quite what happens. Ethan is a hardcore assassin, but like the assassin in The Professional, he has redeeming qualities especially when it comes to his daughter. The movie is more about him repairing his relationship with his daughter than it is about him being a killer and trying to heal himself.
2. We all love a good movie with a bad-arse killer, and 3 Days to Kill doesn't disappoint in that regard. There is great action and gun play with explosions, car chases, and torture, but all of it is done in a lighthearted sort of way. The violence is subtle yet exciting. The torture is almost comical, and the bad guys are endearing albeit maniacal. Everything you could want in an action thriller.
3. Kevin Costner does dad and bad really well, and he looks good doing it. I don't remember him being so handsome, but a greying Costner wasn't too shabby looking on the screen. Ethan's boss Vivi is supposed to be the eye-candy in the movie, but her character tries too hard. If I had one criticism it would be her. She's over done and not needed. Vivi adds nothing to the movie. She could have easily just sent an email or a text, and we wouldn't have missed her. But, Costner was fantastic. He really had your rooting for him to figure it all out and get well quickly.
I've seen two great movies in row (I saw Monument Men yesterday, but it's been out for awhile which is why I didn't review it, but go see it.) which is nice because I was getting worried there for a second with the lot of movies out there right now. Go see 3 Days to Kill and Monument Men. You won't be disappointed, and I'm hoping some time soon, I'll be able to see Pompeii and let you know which one was better.
The last good Kevin Costner film I've seen is Tin Cup (DON'T JUDGE ME), unless you count "Hatfields & McCoys" which was a tv mini-series. Nevertheless, I hadn't seen Kevin Costner on the big screen in years, and really didn't know if he still had it in him. Clearly he does. In 3 Days to Kill, Costner plays Ethan Renner, a "cleaner" for the CIA. He has to retire due to illness, but is quickly pulled back into business by a somewhat psycho femme fatale of a boss with hopes of curing the illness. During his short stint at retirement, Ethan decides to reconnect with his family, especially his teenage daughter, but the job, the illness, and teenage angst get in the way, kinda like in Live Free or Die Hard, only better. This movie is better than most I've seen this year. Here's three reasons you should see it.
1. This movie isn't what I expected. The storyline teased on trailers isn't quite what happens. Ethan is a hardcore assassin, but like the assassin in The Professional, he has redeeming qualities especially when it comes to his daughter. The movie is more about him repairing his relationship with his daughter than it is about him being a killer and trying to heal himself.
2. We all love a good movie with a bad-arse killer, and 3 Days to Kill doesn't disappoint in that regard. There is great action and gun play with explosions, car chases, and torture, but all of it is done in a lighthearted sort of way. The violence is subtle yet exciting. The torture is almost comical, and the bad guys are endearing albeit maniacal. Everything you could want in an action thriller.
3. Kevin Costner does dad and bad really well, and he looks good doing it. I don't remember him being so handsome, but a greying Costner wasn't too shabby looking on the screen. Ethan's boss Vivi is supposed to be the eye-candy in the movie, but her character tries too hard. If I had one criticism it would be her. She's over done and not needed. Vivi adds nothing to the movie. She could have easily just sent an email or a text, and we wouldn't have missed her. But, Costner was fantastic. He really had your rooting for him to figure it all out and get well quickly.
I've seen two great movies in row (I saw Monument Men yesterday, but it's been out for awhile which is why I didn't review it, but go see it.) which is nice because I was getting worried there for a second with the lot of movies out there right now. Go see 3 Days to Kill and Monument Men. You won't be disappointed, and I'm hoping some time soon, I'll be able to see Pompeii and let you know which one was better.
Friday, February 14, 2014
About Last Night - About dating, sex, and comedy
Kevin Hart is on FIYA! We all know he's hilarious, but Kevin is fast becoming the go-to-guy when you need a black comedian to make your movie funny. He's had numerous successes in the last few years, and About Last Night is sure to be another one. About Last Night not only stars the hilarious albeit too loud Kevin Hart, but also the equally funny and gorgeous Regina Hall, the very handsome and dreamy-eyed Michael Ealy, and the too much hair but very lovely Joy Bryant.
This is a remake of the 1986 movie which originally starred Rob Lowe and Demi Moore which was based on the 1974 play Sexual Perversity in Chicago. The 2014 version has a predominantly black cast and is set in LA. The movie follows two couples as they traverse dating, cohabitation, sex, exes, and love. Bernie (Hart) and Danny (Ealy) are best friends who work together, and they meet roommates, Joan (Regina) and Debbie (Joy), and begin dating them and the funny ensues. Danny and Debbie's relationship moves very quickly, and Bernie and Joan aren't their biggest supporters. There's nothing like getting advice on your relationship from that bitter and slightly jealous friend. And, there's nothing more embarrassing or more funny than walking in on your friend having wild sex while wearing a chicken mask. I'm telling you, this movie is a trip!
The comedy really is mostly between Regina and Kevin. Who knew there was a female version of Hart. She holds her own with him, and makes you laugh at every turn. The two of them should definitely do more movies together. They are a great pair. While the story itself isn't that great, the comedic scenes more than make up for some of the dry and choppy moments. Everyone will enjoy this movie and laugh out loud because whether you're single, dating, married, divorced, old or a young-adult, you can relate to the trials and tribulations in About Last Night.
Oh, even though I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, I want to say thank you and I love all of you who read my blog. So...
This is a remake of the 1986 movie which originally starred Rob Lowe and Demi Moore which was based on the 1974 play Sexual Perversity in Chicago. The 2014 version has a predominantly black cast and is set in LA. The movie follows two couples as they traverse dating, cohabitation, sex, exes, and love. Bernie (Hart) and Danny (Ealy) are best friends who work together, and they meet roommates, Joan (Regina) and Debbie (Joy), and begin dating them and the funny ensues. Danny and Debbie's relationship moves very quickly, and Bernie and Joan aren't their biggest supporters. There's nothing like getting advice on your relationship from that bitter and slightly jealous friend. And, there's nothing more embarrassing or more funny than walking in on your friend having wild sex while wearing a chicken mask. I'm telling you, this movie is a trip!
The comedy really is mostly between Regina and Kevin. Who knew there was a female version of Hart. She holds her own with him, and makes you laugh at every turn. The two of them should definitely do more movies together. They are a great pair. While the story itself isn't that great, the comedic scenes more than make up for some of the dry and choppy moments. Everyone will enjoy this movie and laugh out loud because whether you're single, dating, married, divorced, old or a young-adult, you can relate to the trials and tribulations in About Last Night.
Oh, even though I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, I want to say thank you and I love all of you who read my blog. So...
Thursday, February 13, 2014
RoboCop - Remake reboot
What do you do when it 36 degrees outside, snowing, and you don't have to go to work? Go to the movies and watch yet another remake, RoboCop. At least this time, the remake is a good one and well worth the wet and snowy trek to the movies. RoboCop is a reboot of the late 80's movie series from the same name. I don't remember those, and this one isn't that memorable either, but in the moment it was entertaining, thrilling, and action-packed.
Fast forward about 15 years, and after numerous military and police deaths due to war and random and average acts of violence, other countries have employed drones and robots as their primary source for law enforcement. The US refuse to do the same because of the fear that these robots don't have feelings and emotions and can't be trusted, and have made the use of robots as policemen illegal. The CEO, Raymon Sellars, of the robotics company, Omnicorp, played by Micheal Keaton, decides to turn a human into a robot with emotions. He uses Detective Alex Murphy, played by Joel Kinnaman, for the prototype after his attempted murder, and so begins RoboCop's journey.
RoboCop isn't just about a metal-ladened policeman on the streets fighting crime. Alex as RoboCop has to fight crime, solve his own murder, discover/uncover corruption, and explore his love for his family in a new way. On top of that, there's Omnicorp and Raymond Sellars trying to push their own agenda and make money using Alex and his family.
The story is easy to follow, although I felt like there was a deeper conspiracy that never completely unfolded. The gun slinging was exciting, and Samuel L. Jackson and Omar from the wire (Michael K Williams) both did a fantastic job pulling things all together. I enjoyed this movie. I think most people will as it tugs at your heart strings a little and evokes your enthusiasm for the good guys coming out on top. Check out RoboCop. It's a remake that won't disappoint you.
Fast forward about 15 years, and after numerous military and police deaths due to war and random and average acts of violence, other countries have employed drones and robots as their primary source for law enforcement. The US refuse to do the same because of the fear that these robots don't have feelings and emotions and can't be trusted, and have made the use of robots as policemen illegal. The CEO, Raymon Sellars, of the robotics company, Omnicorp, played by Micheal Keaton, decides to turn a human into a robot with emotions. He uses Detective Alex Murphy, played by Joel Kinnaman, for the prototype after his attempted murder, and so begins RoboCop's journey.
RoboCop isn't just about a metal-ladened policeman on the streets fighting crime. Alex as RoboCop has to fight crime, solve his own murder, discover/uncover corruption, and explore his love for his family in a new way. On top of that, there's Omnicorp and Raymond Sellars trying to push their own agenda and make money using Alex and his family.
The story is easy to follow, although I felt like there was a deeper conspiracy that never completely unfolded. The gun slinging was exciting, and Samuel L. Jackson and Omar from the wire (Michael K Williams) both did a fantastic job pulling things all together. I enjoyed this movie. I think most people will as it tugs at your heart strings a little and evokes your enthusiasm for the good guys coming out on top. Check out RoboCop. It's a remake that won't disappoint you.
Friday, February 7, 2014
Vampire Academy - Something old, Something new
Well, I didn't get a vampire movie last year, so I was a little excited yet very hesitant to watch Vampire Academy because from the previews, it looked like Buffy 2014. It wasn't quite as cheesy as Buffy, but it came extremely close. This vampire movie had a lot of the same old myths and legends about vampires, and it also had a lot of new twists.
In this movie, based on yet another vampire book series, there's a royal family of vampires known as the Moroi who rule over the vampire race and are protected by half-breeds known as the Dhampir. The Dhampir protect the Moroi from and evil race of vampires known as Strigoi. After a car accident and a year on the run, the princess Lissa and her Dhampir-in-training and star of the show, Rose, return to Vampire Academy to continue learning about their different roles; figure out who's bullying them and who's trying to harm Lissa.
Rose is played by Zoe Deutch. She's funny and flirty in this movie. While her acting chops are the best in the bunch which isn't saying much, she's really the glue holding this messy movie together. I don't mean "messy" because it's bloody, but more because the acting is bad and the storyline is overdone and EXTREMELY predictable. Rose is tough, a bit high strung, but cunning, and horny...ya know...a typical 17 year old girl. But, Zoe really does save the movie.
Lissa is played by Lucy Fry, an Australian actress with a wide mouth that disturbed me a bit. Her acting was subpar, but her character was cute and kinda lovable. Lissa not only has to deal with the death of her family, being next in line to the throne, bullies, and love, but she also has to deal with her new powers. These vampires can control fire, water, air, people's minds, and can heal, like bring people back from the brink of death. But, the mind control is a big deal at the Vampire Academy, and Lissa uses it to her advantage, i.e. being more popular.
This movie isn't terrible just really amateur. I actually kind of liked it. Any pre-teen, teen, or kid who thinks they're a pre-teen would enjoy it. The language is definitely PG, but there is a bit of adult situation, so parents you're gonna have to suffer through it with them. You'll be somewhat entertained. I was. Heck, I even chuckled a few times. This is definitely a new twist on Vampires. I mean they still drink blood and all, but I have a feeling that Buffy's somewhere feeling proud with her chest sticking out and her dagger ready.
Friday, January 24, 2014
I, Frankenstein - I, kinda liked it.
I have a thing for movies with superhuman monsters and the like. I, Frankenstein is full of the like with demons, gargoyles and Adam Frankenstein (yeah, they named him Adam) battling to save humankind... yet again. (Why does humankind always need saving?)
I, Frankenstein stars Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent/Two Face in the Dark Night) as Adam Frankenstein, Dr. Frankenstein's scientifically created creature, who has been thrust into a middle of a war between demons and gargoyles who were sent to by the archangel Michael to protect humans. While fighting demons and searching for the prince of demons played by Bill Nighy, Adam looks for answers about why he was created and why the demons want him on their side.
The storyline is a bit weak, and the acting is even weaker, but the fight scenes save this movie. The massive winged gargoyles and the soulless are the only ones who can destroy demons and send them to hell forever, and in the 92 minutes this movies is on the screen, a lot of demons descend to hell with lots of action and flare. I was enthralled by the fighting and swordplay. There were some bad-arse weapons for slicing and dicing. Other than the acting and story, my biggest issue with the movie was that Dr. Frankenstein's journal was written in english. Victor Frankenstein was from Geneva, Switzerland where they speak french and possibly german, so wouldn't it stand to reason that his journal was in french or german? That really bothered me along with the fact that Adam didn't have an accent and almost everyone else did, but those are minor issues.
It wasn't a great movie, and it wasn't terrible either. If you have a couple of hours to spare and want some decent sci-fi action and drama, go see I, Frankenstein. I kinda like it, and I think you will too.
I, Frankenstein stars Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent/Two Face in the Dark Night) as Adam Frankenstein, Dr. Frankenstein's scientifically created creature, who has been thrust into a middle of a war between demons and gargoyles who were sent to by the archangel Michael to protect humans. While fighting demons and searching for the prince of demons played by Bill Nighy, Adam looks for answers about why he was created and why the demons want him on their side.
The storyline is a bit weak, and the acting is even weaker, but the fight scenes save this movie. The massive winged gargoyles and the soulless are the only ones who can destroy demons and send them to hell forever, and in the 92 minutes this movies is on the screen, a lot of demons descend to hell with lots of action and flare. I was enthralled by the fighting and swordplay. There were some bad-arse weapons for slicing and dicing. Other than the acting and story, my biggest issue with the movie was that Dr. Frankenstein's journal was written in english. Victor Frankenstein was from Geneva, Switzerland where they speak french and possibly german, so wouldn't it stand to reason that his journal was in french or german? That really bothered me along with the fact that Adam didn't have an accent and almost everyone else did, but those are minor issues.
It wasn't a great movie, and it wasn't terrible either. If you have a couple of hours to spare and want some decent sci-fi action and drama, go see I, Frankenstein. I kinda like it, and I think you will too.
Friday, January 10, 2014
The Legend of Hercules - Where's Kevin Sorbo when you need him?
It's 2014, and I decided to kick off the new year with greek mythology. The Legend of Hercules starring Kellan Lutz, was the kick-off event, and if this is how the movies of 2014 are going to be, it's going to be one long year. I would have rather watched two hours of Kevin Sorbo in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys than this movie. (SN: I use to love Hercules and Zena back in the day. I'm pretty sure I've seen every episode at least twice.)
I would have rather watched two hours of anything else for that matter. As cheesey as The Legendary Journeys was, this movie is much worse.
Kellan Lutz's burst on the scene as Emmett Cullen in the Twilight Saga although he's been in numerous movies before then. No one really cared until he put on some muscles and took off his shirt, but was that enough to make him the lead in a movie?
Ummm, NO! His acting isn't really the problem, although it's a small part of it. The storyline itself is the biggest problem of it all. This movie is like a cross between Troy, Gladiator, and The Passion of the Christ. In the movie, Hercules is born from an erotic mystical moment between Zeus and Queen Alcemene. Twenty years later, his step-father, King Amphitryon, has promised his love, Princess Hebe, will marry his half-brother. Then the king sends Hercules off to war, and Hercules vows to return before the doomed marriage. While away, Hercules is sold into slavery and forced to fight to the death. Upon his return, the people begin to take his side, and Hercules now has to fight the king and his brother for the throne and his love.
The budget for this film is $70 million, but the CGI, the action, and the actors make this movie feel like it cost $100, 000. I swear for Zues, a two-hour reunion movie with Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless would have been better, much more entertaining, and on a much lower budget. I'm really hoping this is the worst movie of the year, and that it only gets better from here because I'm not going to make it to december with horrible movies like this. I mean how am I supposed to take this movie seriously when white men have weaved in braids?
Oh well. I may go see The Lone Survivor tomorrow. That could be good. Until next time.
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